no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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