did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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