Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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