It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
His nipple licking is glorious
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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