so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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