Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This is my gift to your gina
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
