I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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