nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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