Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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