I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We are two peas in an std pod
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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