butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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