Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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