just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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