Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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