i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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