yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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