But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
where am i from again
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Randomize
