why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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