At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think your dad took our porno
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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