Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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