jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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