It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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