I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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