I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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