This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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