Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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