Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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