I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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