lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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