think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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