Cold hands, warm shart.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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