So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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