Only a mothe r could love this liver
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
