you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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