That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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