I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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