Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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