So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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