Don't you send me to vm
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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