ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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