HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Randomize
