you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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