Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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