Do you still have your period?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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