so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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