And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
jump out the window naked night went bad
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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