the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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