The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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