Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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