I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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