yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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