Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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