Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
