I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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